Puestories: TEST

There are numerous categories of farts, the loud ones, the quiet ones, the ones that stink and so on. Each happen in a variety of different settings, take for example the fart itching to escape my rectum at this very moment as I wait for the bus at a very crowded bus stop. It is forcing itself around my bowel as if fighting its way our of a paper bag. I can’t let it free in case it os a loud one. People are looking in my direction, I’m sure they know what is happening within my body. Maybe I can let it out when a few cars go past, maybe when I get on the bus or maybe not. I have my headphones set to loud just in case it breaks free and I can stand here oblivious to and ‘involuntary’ noises I make. Maybe.